Sunday, February 04, 2007
SICK (down with virus)
This is my third consequtive post within the past 20 mins or so. These post are meant to make up for the absence of posts for the longest time. The next worse scenario, I may be so inflicted by the virus (as described below), that I may not be able to post anything for the next 3 months. ARghs. But well, at least for today I had a fruitful BRAIN WORKOUT at The Mind Cafe. HaHa.
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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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