You know that you are married and your significant other (SO) is someone undesirable when:

• You have to spend 12 hours with your SO daily, without time to yourself at all
• you have no social life except meeting people your SO approve of
• you could not meet your own friends for more than 3 months
• you have no time to go for your facials for more than 4 months
• you have no time to time to bathe your pets even when they are sleeping on maggots-infested beddings

You know your SO is too possesive of your time and it's draining you out when:

• You can fall alseep while sitting on the toilet bowl waiting for the most exciting thing to happen
• you can fall asleep for more than an hour of a comedy in the movie theatre, while all the rest of the audience are laughing their heads off
• you can type with your eyelids drooping off in front of the computer screen
• you lose track of time, writing 2005 in the date column
• you have the past 3 issues of 8 day lying by your bedside, hardly touched
• you spend less than 5 hours in your bed daily
• you dream about your SO frequently, even during 40 winks (like the above mentioned point 1), and you wake up feeling it's a nightmare
• you wake up feeling you have not slept at all
• you no longer feel happy being with your SO

¶ 10:40 am